Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems

2026 · 96 min · Comedy, Crime

Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.

Director: Claude Schmitz
Writer: Claude Schmitz
Released: February 11, 2026
Language: French

Cast

Francis Soetens
Francis Conrad
Rodolphe Burger
Alain Crab
Anne Suarez
Jeanne Hartman
Samia Lemmiz
Nour Zeroual
Chloé Le Grand
Louise
Patrice Pays
Patrice

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