Long Haired Businessmen

2026 · 82 min · ComedyPG-13

Kevin, Kyle, and Seth are long-haired, buzzword-fluent middle managers with a passion for staying looped in and on the same page. When the ruthless Torrence Group acquires their company and sics Gen-Z efficiency experts on them, the trio must survive team-building gone haywire, a scheme to replace them with AI, and a corporate conspiracy to eliminate middle management entirely - armed with nothing but jargon, synergy, and one sacred truth: the weekend’s never long enough.

Director: Scott Gairdner
Writers: George Kareman, Ben Wietmarschen, Patrick O'Brien
Released: November 17, 2026
Language: English

Cast

Dean Norris
Mr. Torrence
Judy Reyes
Val
Rhys Darby
Lodestar
Edi Patterson
Magistrate
Fin Argus
Noah
George Kareman
Seth
Ben Wietmarschen
Kevin
Patrick O'Brien
Kyle
James Saito
Martin

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