

2026 · 82 min · HorrorNR
This divorce is going to suck.
Vampire, Esq. is a sharp, contained horror-comedy blending relationship chaos, thrills, and a vampire divorce attorney. Set on Valentine’s Day, it delivers laughs, scares, and a memorable hook: this divorce is going to suck.
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