The Baby Juice Express
2004 · 85 min · Crime, Comedy
One false move and the sperm gets it!
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
- Director
- Michael Hurst
- Writers
- Nick Moran, Michael Hurst
- Released
- April 19, 2004
- Language
- English
Cast
Where to watch in the US
Rent or buy
Streaming data from JustWatch, via TMDB.