Celestino y el Vampiro
2003 · 90 min · Comedy, Horror
A bloodfat comedy
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
- Director
- Radamés Sánchez
- Writer
- Radamés Sánchez
- Released
- October 27, 2003
- Language
- Spanish
Cast
Axel Anderson
Siegfried Von Krank
Jaime Hamilton
Celestino
René Monclova
Amigo
Eugenio Monclova
Nicolás el Vampiro
Amneris Morales
Yvonne Caro Caro
Vampirita
Carlos Meyners
Doctor
Rosabel del Valle
Intelectual rebuscada
Yamaris Latorre
Vegetariana
Idée Charriez
Víctima #1
Rosa R. Rocafort
Secretaria del doctor
Adolfo Espinosa
Taxista
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