
John Thomson
- Known for
- Acting
- Born
- April 2, 1969
- Birthplace
- Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Filmography

Mog's Bad Thing 2026
as Mr. Bunce (voice)

Nightborn 2026
as Jon's Father

Fackham Hall 2025
as Bill

The People Before 2025
as Knotweed Man

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy 2023
as Self

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa 2023
as Self

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After 2022
as Plank

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More 2022
as Self

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs 2022
as Self

Last Train to Christmas 2021
as Vic

Les Dawson Lost Tapes 2021
as Self

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! 2021
as Narrator

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years 2020
as Self

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases 2020
as Self

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases 2020
as Self/Various Characters, Writer

Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm 2019
Director

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped 2019
as Narrator

7 Up & Me 2019
as Self

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story 2019
as Himself

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car 2017
Actor

Dying Laughing 2017
as Self

Caroline Aherne at the BBC 2016
as Self - Presenter

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle 2016
as Kevin Ruddock

Grimsby 2016
as Bob Tolliver

Billionaire Boy 2016
as Len
- Fungus The Bogeyman
Fungus The Bogeyman 2015
Actor

Northern Soul 2014
as Terry
- The Power of Darts
The Power of Darts 2013
as Narrator (voice)

Help Point 2013
as Stephen

Dementamania 2013
Actor

Pulp 2013
as Dave Burns

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas 2012
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke 2012
as Self

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa 2010
as Self

The Road to Coronation Street 2010
as Harry Kershaw

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley 2009
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)

Inkheart 2008
as Darius

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' 2007
as Self - Narrator (voice)

The Dealer 2006
as Bat

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit 2005
as Mr. Windfall (voice)

Fat Slags 2004
as Foreman

Appointment with Dr. Terrible 2003
as Interviewee – Actor

More Great Comedy Moments 2003
as Shopkeeper (archive footage)

24 Hour Party People 2002
as Charles

Station Jim 2001
as Harold

Dog Eat Dog 2001
as Football Coach

Born Romantic 2000
as First Cab Driver

The Flint Street Nativity 1999
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right? 1999
Actor, Writer

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show 1999
as Self

You Are Here 1998
as Peter Keggy

The Fast Show Live 1998
Actor

Ted & Ralph 1998
as Vicar

Up 'n' Under 1998
as Stan

The Man Who Knew Too Little 1997
as Dimitri
- The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet 1997
as Mr. Loughborough

Roger Roger 1996
as Barry

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon 1996
Actor

The Young Poisoner's Handbook 1995
as Nathan
- Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video 1994
as Fat Bob

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era 1994
as Simon Joke

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd 1994
as Bernard Right On/Various, Writer

Paul Calf's Video Diary 1993
as Fat Bob

The Weekenders 1992
as Policeman 1
Credits from TMDB.